I get so many jokes in my email inbox...that I thought it would be fun to share some of them with my friends. Please note..SOME JOKES ARE NOT FOR CHILDREN. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED..PLEASE STOP NOW.
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
The Preacher vs The Cab Driver
A
preacher and a taxi cab driver are at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter
adorns the downtrodden taxi cab driver with a heavy beautiful robe and
golden staff and welcomes him in to Heaven. The Preacher is very excited
about receiving these things but is handed
a large worn cloth and a wooden staff by St. Peter. Preacher looks at
St. Peter and says "what gives?" Why am I not getting the nice robe and
staff? St. Peter replies, "while you were preaching your congregants
were sleeping". "When that cab driver was driving, people were
praying!"