This is too funny, you gotta read this one!!!
I get so many jokes in my email inbox...that I thought it would be fun to share some of them with my friends. Please note..SOME JOKES ARE NOT FOR CHILDREN. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED..PLEASE STOP NOW.
From then on, he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit every
night, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Two weeks later, the young woman was discovered by the Captain during
a routine inspection.
"What are you doing here?" he asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the seamen," she explained. "I get
food and a trip to Hawaii and in return he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," said the Captain. "This is the Nanaimo ferry."
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to