Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the
head with the stick. The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?"
The cop answers, "You're in Texas son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."
The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here." The
cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy
his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the
window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks
him on the head with the nightstick. The passenger asks, "What'd you do
that for, sir?" The cop says, "Just making your wish come true." The
passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?" The cop says, "I know that
two miles down the road you're going to say to your buddy, "I wish that
asshole would've tried that shit with me!"....