Alcoholic Funny

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand. He is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.
'Can I help you sir?'
'Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr!'
The cop asks, 'Where was your car the last time you saw it?'
'It wasss on the end of thisshh key' the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging out. He asks.., 'Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?'
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down and without missing a beat, blurts out........... 'Holy shit ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!