Thursday, December 18, 2008

The Nurse

You gotta love a good nurse...
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in
his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors
hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his
hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so
Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive
tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.
Written in large black letters was the sentence: "Get well
soon....from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week."