I get so many jokes in my email inbox...that I thought it would be fun to share some of them with my friends. Please note..SOME JOKES ARE NOT FOR CHILDREN. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED..PLEASE STOP NOW.
Monday, July 27, 2009
Great Italian Sex
The Jewish man said, 'Last week, my wifeand I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made passionate love, and she screamed for fivefull minutes at the end!' The Frenchman boasted, 'Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 10 minutes!' The Italian man said, 'Well, last week my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil. We made love, and she screamed for over six hours!' The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, 'What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?' The Italian said............