TEACHER: Maria, go to the
map and
find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct.. Now
class, who
discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John , why
are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me
to do it without using
tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do
you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:
K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's
wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is
wrong, but you asked
me how I spell it..
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald,
what is the chemical
formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K
L M N O....
TEACHER: What
are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday
you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie,
name one important
thing we have today
that we didn't have
ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen,
why do you always
get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a
lot closer to the ground
than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie,
give me a sentence
starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No,
Millie....... Always
say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All
right... 'I am the
ninth letter of the
alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George
Washington not
only chopped down
his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you
know why his
father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because
George still had the
axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now,
Simon, tell me frankly,
do you say prayers
before eating?
SIMON: No sir,
I don't have to,
my Mom is a good cook..
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TEACHER: Clyde,
your composition on
'My Dog' is exactly
the same as your
brother's. Did you
copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir.
It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold,
what do you call a
person who keeps on
talking when people
are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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