New Panties... A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says..."Are you wearing crotchless panties?""Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat."
