So I saw this old guy, about 90, sitting on the
roadside crying. I asked him what was wrong. He
said: "Well, I'm filthy rich, have a Rolls Royce and a
mansion with a 24 year old wife that's so beautiful
you can't believe." I said: "Wow that sounds great!
So why are you crying?" He said: "I can't remember
where I live!"
