Thursday, June 28, 2012

My Trip To The Store

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning.  When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."
 
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed and removed my clothes.
 
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
 
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
 
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!