There
was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to
pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."
Making
a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security
running amok, I did just as she had instructed and removed my clothes.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
