I get so many jokes in my email inbox...that I thought it would be fun to share some of them with my friends. Please note..SOME JOKES ARE NOT FOR CHILDREN. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED..PLEASE STOP NOW.
Monday, December 10, 2012
Two hillbillies walk into a bar to wash the dust from their throats and grab a beer.
They are standing at the bar drinking their beers and talking about
current cattle prices when all of a sudden a woman at a nearby table,
who was eating a sandwich, begins to choke. After a minute or so, it
becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies
looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The women violently shakes her
head no. "Kin ya breathe?" the other asks. The women doesn’t
answer begins to turn blue. The hillbilly then runs up behind her, lifts
up her dress, yanks down her panties and runs his tongue all over her
ass in a circular motion until finally the woman becomes shocked and it
send her into a violent spasm and the obstruction flys from her mouth.
As she begins to breathe, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar
and takes a drink from his beer. The other hillbilly says to his friend,
"Ya know? I’d heard of that there HIND LICK MANEUVER, but, I aint ever
seen nobody do it.:)