I get so many jokes in my email inbox...that I thought it would be fun to share some of them with my friends. Please note..SOME JOKES ARE NOT FOR CHILDREN. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED..PLEASE STOP NOW.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Cat and Taxi
You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like 'em!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We
turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our
pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
We phoned the
local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened
the front door to leave the house. As we walked out the door, the cat we
had put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the
cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife
goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The
cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife
doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the
night so she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's
just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'
A few minutes
later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove
away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her ass
with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I
grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep
her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs
and threw her into the back yard!' The cab driver hit a parked car.