Wednesday, April 24, 2013

The Preacher vs The Cab Driver

A preacher and a taxi cab driver are at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter adorns the downtrodden taxi cab driver with a heavy beautiful robe and golden staff and welcomes him in to Heaven. The Preacher is very excited about receiving these things but is handed a large worn cloth and a wooden staff by St. Peter. Preacher looks at St. Peter and says "what gives?" Why am I not getting the nice robe and staff? St. Peter replies, "while you were preaching your congregants were sleeping". "When that cab driver was driving, people were praying!"