Wednesday, April 24, 2013
The Preacher vs The Cab Driver
A
preacher and a taxi cab driver are at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter
adorns the downtrodden taxi cab driver with a heavy beautiful robe and
golden staff and welcomes him in to Heaven. The Preacher is very excited
about receiving these things but is handed
a large worn cloth and a wooden staff by St. Peter. Preacher looks at
St. Peter and says "what gives?" Why am I not getting the nice robe and
staff? St. Peter replies, "while you were preaching your congregants
were sleeping". "When that cab driver was driving, people were
praying!"