I get so many jokes in my email inbox...that I thought it would be fun to share some of them with my friends. Please note..SOME JOKES ARE NOT FOR CHILDREN. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED..PLEASE STOP NOW.
Saturday, September 14, 2013
The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.
The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send
her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a
friend. She texted: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If
you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a
bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me
your tears. I love you. The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back: I'm on the toilet. Please advise.