Tuesday, January 6, 2009

9 Words Women Use

*(1) **Fine:**

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.*

*(2) **Five Minutes:**

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.*

*(3) **Nothing:**

This is the calm before the storm.** **This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usual ly end in fine. ** *

*(4) **Go Ahead:**

This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! ** *

*(5) **Loud Sigh:**

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) * *(6) **That's Okay:**

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. *(7) **Thanks:**

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. ** ** DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever"). *

*(8) **Whatever:**

Is a women's way of saying **____** YOU! * *

(9) **Don't worry about it, I got it:**

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.