*Only in America ......*
*do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.*
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*Only in America*
*.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.*
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*Only in America*
*.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.*
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*Only in America*
*.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage*.
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*Only in America*
......*do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.*
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*Only in America*
*.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.*
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*EVER WONDER ...*
*Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens*
*our skin?*
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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?*
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*Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?*
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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?*
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*Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?*
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*Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?*
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*Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?*
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*Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?*
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*Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?*
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*Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?*
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*Why do they sterilize the needle for *
*lethal injections?*
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*You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!*
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*Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?*
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*Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?*
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*If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?*
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*If flying is so safe,**
**why do they call the airport the terminal?*
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*Have a Super Day!!
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