The Mind of a Six Year Old

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read .
... 'and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said:

'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'
The teacher paused then asked the class:
'And what do you think the man said?'
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...

'I think the man would have said - 'Well, fuck me!! A talking pig!'
The teacher had to leave the room