What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole
AND Works Best When Jerked?
A seatbelt. And what were you thinking?? Buckle up!
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I get so many jokes in my email inbox...that I thought it would be fun to share some of them with my friends. Please note..SOME JOKES ARE NOT FOR CHILDREN. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED..PLEASE STOP NOW.
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- Tootsie
- I am what I am and that is what you see. Just a small town girl with a big heart doing the best she can with what she has.
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June
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- The Accident
- Meet Marvin, not that I'd want to
- A Walk with Grandpa
- An Oh Shit Moment
- Another Good one]
- hockey cup
- Very Touching...
- Good Housekeeping Tip
- The wedding ring
- REDNECK FIRE ALARM
- Witness
- COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THEPREGNANT LADY]
- I'm Broke
- Husband wanted
- Where would you be?
- When men were men
- The Koala and the Lizard
- Grandma and Grandpa
- Spelling Counts
- Pregnancy, Estrogens, &Women
- Riddle
- A Blonde and Her Horse
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'When it comes down to it I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them.'
Marilyn Monroe
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