Friday, December 4, 2009

Womwn Divers

I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which sex you are.
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a

In a brand new

Doing 65 mp

With her
Face up next to her

Rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

For a couple seconds !

And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;
I dropped

My electric shaver ,

Which knocked

The donut

Out of my other hand.

In all
The confusion of trying
To straighten out the car

Using my knees against

The steering wheel,

It knocked

My Cell P

Away from my ear

Which fell

Into the coffee

Between my legs!


And burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

Ruined the damn phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an
Important call.

Damn women drivers