Tuesday, March 23, 2010

For Friends

You WON'T see
cutesy little smiley faces
on this card-
Just the stone cold truth
of our friendship.

When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
who made you sad
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile,
I will know you are
plotting something

that I must be involved in.

When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here.

When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse

it could be until you

quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

When you are confused,
I will use little words.

When you are sick,
Stay away from me

until you are well again.

I don't want whatever you have....

When you fall,
I'll pick you up

and dust you off--

After I laugh my azz off!!

This is my oath...
I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask;

-- because you are MY FRIEND!


Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

but only YOU

can feel the

true warmth.