| You WON'T see
cutesy little smiley faces
on this card-
Just the stone cold truth
of our friendship.
1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
who made you sad
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!
2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile,
I will know you are
plotting something
that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be until you
quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6.. When you are confused,
I will use little words.
7. When you are sick,
Stay away from me
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have....
8. When you fall,
I'll pick you up
and dust you off--
After I laugh my azz off!!
9. This is my oath...
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are MY FRIEND!
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Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only YOU
can feel the
true warmth.
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