I get so many jokes in my email inbox...that I thought it would be fun to share some of them with my friends. Please note..SOME JOKES ARE NOT FOR CHILDREN. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED..PLEASE STOP NOW.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip - shopping, pokies, massages, facials.
Two days before the group is to leave Mary's husband puts his foot downand tells her she isn't going.Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do.Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the bar drinking a glass of wine.
Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?
Well, I've been here since last night.........yesterday evening I was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me, puthis handsover my eyes and said 'Guess who'?I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday suit.He took my hand andled me to our bedroom. The room was scented withperfume, had two dozen candles and rosepetals all over......on the bed, he had handcuffs and ropes!He told me to tie and cuff him to the bed, so I did. And then he said"Now, you can do whatever you want."