Jumping on the Bed

Jumping On the Bed

Gotta love women~

A sixty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and
squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea
how ridiculous you look?, What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care, I just
came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of
an 18 year-old".

The husband said, "What did he say about your 66 year old ass?"


"Your name never came up," she replied.

(Men . .. . they just never know when to shut up, do they?)