A chicken farmer went to a local bar...
Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass
of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me...
I am celebrating'
'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.
What a coincidence!' says the farmer!
As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?' 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my
gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for
years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying
'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence!'