Wednesday, March 16, 2011

You Learn So Much @ Happy hour....

A chicken farmer went to a local bar...

Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass
of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me...
I am celebrating'

'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.
What a coincidence!' says the farmer!

As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?' 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my
gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for
years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying
fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence!'