mystery meat

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

He and his wife decide they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their Dad for a clue.

The dad said ~ "Well, it's what your Mom calls me sometimes."

The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!"