Two elderly women were in church. One leaned over and said,"this sermons so long my butt is asleep. The other whispers back,"I know I've heard it snore 4 times."
I get so many jokes in my email inbox...that I thought it would be fun to share some of them with my friends. Please note..SOME JOKES ARE NOT FOR CHILDREN. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED..PLEASE STOP NOW.