I get so many jokes in my email inbox...that I thought it would be fun to share some of them with my friends. Please note..SOME JOKES ARE NOT FOR CHILDREN. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED..PLEASE STOP NOW.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
The Genie and the Idiot
couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined
with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey,
be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows.
It'll cost us a fortune to fix."
The wife teed up and
shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.
The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses.
All right, let's go up there, apologize, and see how much this is going to cost."
They walked up and knocked on the door. A voice said, "Come on in. They
opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle
lying on its side in the foyer.
A man on the couch said, "Are you the people who broke my window?" "Uh, yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied.
"No, actually, I want to thank you. I'm a genie who was trapped for a
thousand years inside that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to
grant three wishes -- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the
last one for myself."
"Okay, great!" the husband said. "I want
a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem -- it's
the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said,
looking at the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the
world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie replied. "And what's
your wish, genie?", the husband said. "Well, since I've been trapped in
that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish
is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looked at the wife
and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I
guess I don't care." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her
for two hours.
After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked
at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?"
"Thirty-five," she replied.
"And he still believes in genies? ... That's amazing."