Keep in mind this actually happened. This cake is for someone who was moving.
Wal-Mart Employee: 'Hello 'dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?'
Customer: 'I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'
Wal-Mart Employee: 'Lemme ax what you want on da cake?'
Customer:'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.
STOP LAUGHING! You can't fix stupid.
