Cursing In Church

A crusty old man walks into the local Church and says to the

secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have

misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in

this church."

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to

inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not

have

to listen to that foul language.

They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer,

"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million

bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get

rid of some of this damn money. "

"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"