Getting old is so hard at times Yesterday I got Preparation 'H' mixed up with Poli-Grip. NOW, I talk like an asshole 
...but my gums don't itch!
...but my gums don't itch!
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I get so many jokes in my email inbox...that I thought it would be fun to share some of them with my friends. Please note..SOME JOKES ARE NOT FOR CHILDREN. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED..PLEASE STOP NOW.
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- Tootsie
- I am what I am and that is what you see. Just a small town girl with a big heart doing the best she can with what she has.
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November
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- A Toddler's Tea Party
- Adventures in the Institution
- American Golfer in Ireland
- Ask A Stupid Question...Get a Stupid Answer.
- Aunt Mildred
- Bacon and Eggs
- The Broken Lawnmower
- Getting Old
- The Coo Coo Clock
- Cursing In Church
- DADD'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS!
- Men never listen
- Do Not Swallow Chewing Gum
- Cowboy
- Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?
- Ducks In Heaven
- Bubba's Sure Fire Pick Up Lines
- Shopping
- Quickie In The Bushes
- Spaghetti
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'When it comes down to it I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them.'
Marilyn Monroe
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