Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?'
Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.
Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?'
Maxine: 'No, they spread
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I get so many jokes in my email inbox...that I thought it would be fun to share some of them with my friends. Please note..SOME JOKES ARE NOT FOR CHILDREN. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED..PLEASE STOP NOW.
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- Very Special Holiday Cake Recipe
- Santa and the Blondes
- winter poem
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- 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions'
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'When it comes down to it I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them.'
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