HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS!
An old, blind Santa wanders into an all-female biker bar by mistake after a heavy
day in the toy department of the local store. He finds his way to a chair, slumps
down and orders a coffee. After sitting for a while he asks the waitress; “Do you
wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls silent.
In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says; ”Before you tell that joke,
Santa I think it only fair, given that you are blind that you should know 5 things”
1. The bartender is blonde with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is blonde with a Taser.
3. I am a 6 foot 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional wrestler.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and is weightlifter.
“Now think about it seriously Santa. Do you still want to tell that joke?”
Santa thinks about it for a moment and mutters NO!
NOT IF I’M GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT FIVE TIMES!