I get so many jokes in my email inbox...that I thought it would be fun to share some of them with my friends. Please note..SOME JOKES ARE NOT FOR CHILDREN. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED..PLEASE STOP NOW.
Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely.
I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone
books for escorts and sensual massages." I looked through the phone book,
found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony -a very handsome
man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right
muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs,
dazzling smile, six pack abs and I felt quite certain I could bounce a quarter
off his well oiled butt.... you get the picture. I figured, what the heck,
I'll give him a call. "Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . .. Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right
in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all
alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I
want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything
you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night -tie me up,
cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything
Now how does that sound?"
"Oh my God.... that sounds fantastic, but you need to
press 9 for an outside line."