Monday, February 7, 2011

A Lady's Confession - Why I changed hotels..

A Lady's Confession - Why I changed Hotels

Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely.

I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone

books for escorts and sensual massages." I looked through the phone book,

found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony -a very handsome

man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right

muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs,

dazzling smile, six pack abs and I felt quite certain I could bounce a quarter

off his well oiled butt.... you get the picture. I figured, what the heck,

I'll give him a call. "Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . .. Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right

in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room

and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all

alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I

want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything

you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night -tie me up,

cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything


Now how does that sound?"


"Oh my God.... that sounds fantastic, but you need to

press 9 for an outside line."