Monday, February 14, 2011

Politically Correct

As a Canadian that lives in Alberta, I found this amusing!


Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading Canada ,


Albertans will no longer be referred to as'Rednecks.'


You must now refer to them as



Rocky Mountain/Prairie Canadians.



And furthermore...




HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:



1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a

' BREASTED Canadian.'





2. She is not 'EASY' - She is



'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.


(Loved this one!)




3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a


'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'



4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a



'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'



5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes



' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'




6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a



' LOW COST PROVIDER.'



HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a


'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'




2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is


' OVERLY CAUCASIAN..'




3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He



' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS..'




4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in


'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'




5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of


RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

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6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's




'REAR CLEAVAGE.