A Sympathetic Scottish Woman

A Sympathetic Scottish Woman A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on. The welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been fucked?' The man broke into a big smile and said, 'no'. She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'