Farmer In LOVE

A slightly drunk old farmer, staggered into their bedroom,

carrying a sheep in his arms and slurred:

"Honey, dishh ess da cow I make love to,

when you got a headache."

The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looked up and said:

"If you weren't such a drunken asshole,

you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

To which the old farmer replied:

"An'...if you weren't such a pra-shump-tuous Bitch,

you'd realize I wawz talk'n to da sheep!!!"

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