Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Farmer In LOVE

A slightly drunk old farmer, staggered into their bedroom,
carrying a sheep in his arms and slurred:
"Honey, dishh ess da cow I make love to,
when you got a headache."

The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looked up and said:

"If you weren't such a drunken asshole,
you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
To which the old farmer replied:
"An'...if you weren't such a pra-shump-tuous Bitch,
you'd realize I wawz talk'n to da sheep!!!"