I get so many jokes in my email inbox...that I thought it would be fun to share some of them with my friends. Please note..SOME JOKES ARE NOT FOR CHILDREN. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED..PLEASE STOP NOW.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got theirtent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kimosabe, looktowards sky; what you see?' The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' 'What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, ittells me there are millions of galaxies.
Time wise, it appears to beapproximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lords all powerful, and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, itseems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?' 'You dumber than buffalo shit. Someone stole tent.'