When you have an 'I Hate My Job Day, '
[even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days!]
try this out:
On your way home
from work, stop at
your pharmacy and
go to the thermometer
section - then purchase a
rectal thermometer made
byJohn son & John son ...
Be very sure you get this
brand. When you get home,
lock your doors, draw the
curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be
disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Next, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins...
Take out the literature from
the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small
print there is this statement:
[even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days!]
try this out:
On your way home
from work, stop at
your pharmacy and
go to the thermometer
section - then purchase a
rectal thermometer made
by
Be very sure you get this
brand. When you get home,
lock your doors, draw the
curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be
disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Next, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins...
Take out the literature from
the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small
print there is this statement:
' Every Rectal Thermometer made by
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!
