Monday, April 19, 2010

new disease

I might call in one morning with this disease - especially when the weather gets pretty!

Another new Illness to watch out for.... Anal Glaucoma

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."