Itchy Old Lady
One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch.
She told the doctor her problem and he said, 'You have crabs.'
She informed the doctor that it could not be crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin..
She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him.
The doctor said, 'You probably have crabs'
'No' she said, 'I am an eighty year old virgin.'
Frustrated, she went to a third doctor. She said, 'Doctor can you help me???I have an itch in my crotch. Don't tell me that it is crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin. It cannot be crabs.'
The doctor said,'Get on the table and let's have a look.'
After examining, the doctor proclaimed,
'Ma'am, you're right, you do not have the crabs.
'This cherry is sooooo old, you have fruit flies.'
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