Thursday, April 22, 2010

saying goodbye to mother


You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one!
You don't even have to like 'em!

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New
Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on,
covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local
cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front
door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the back yard, scoots back into
the front door.

We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she
always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went
inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver
to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the
taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye
to my mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I
took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under
the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She
tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a
blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!

The cab driver hit a parked car.