Pro stitute Doing Her Taxes
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." Then he gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
"I'm a who re," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a moment and the woman says, "I'm a chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a pro stitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peck ers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."