prostitute doing her taxes

Pro stitute Doing Her Taxes A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." Then he gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" "I'm a who re," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl." "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a moment and the woman says, "I'm a chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a pro stitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little peck ers last year." "Chicken Farmer it is."