Thursday, July 24, 2008

At the Pearly Gates

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St.Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the man offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, But they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled,
'Now, back off, or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed. 'When did this happen?' he asked
' Couple of minutes ago.'