UCLA Study

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed thatthe kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a manwith duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected.