A Cannibal was walking through the jungle
and came upon a restaurant run by a fellow cannibal .
Feeling somewhat hungry he sat down and looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary . . . . . $10.00
Fried Explorer: . . . . . . $15.00
Baked Politician: . . . . . . . $10,000.
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the politician?"
The cook replied "Have you ever tried to clean one?"