NEWLYWEDS

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very muchin love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his newwife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.''Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different
kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at
the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..'He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are reallydelicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?' 'You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the ovenand took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.'But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in yourgoddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because youare married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'And, they lived happily ever after. Now, Isn't that a sweet story?