Monday, July 14, 2008

Blonde Genies!

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes acrossa lamp partiallyburied in the sand.He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
Two blonde geniesappear, and they tell him he has beengranted three wishes.The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in amansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft underhis feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills. Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there are two people dressed in KuKlux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead. As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one,... ' I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But, why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me.'
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES!!!!