Never cheat on a Southern Woman
A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with
another
woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood power,
she dragged him by the willy down the stairs, out the backdoor, and into the
tool shed out back of the barn. She put his hoo-ha in a vice, then secured
it
tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The
banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna
cut it off with that rusty saw, are you? The wife put the saw in her
husband's
hand and said...... 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire. You do
whatever you want.
