Friday, October 23, 2009

The Wedding Ring

The Wedding Ring

LORNE went to the hospital in Toronto to have his wedding ring cut off from
his penis.
According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the
ring in his pants pocket.

She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to
slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.


3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

Tough call. You decide.