Monday, October 19, 2009

(Who can't appreciate this!!!!)



YEARLY EXAM
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"145," I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.

It turns out my weight is 170.

The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 6," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall
And slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.. What a witch!