YEARLY EXAM
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"145," I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 170.
The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 6," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall
And slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.. What a witch!
