Thursday, October 15, 2009

A new illness

Another new Illness to watch out for... Anal Glaucoma
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she

is staying home because she

is not feeling well.

'What's the matter?' he asks.
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.
'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'
'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'